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In this house, there was a box. Being a cat, Oliver had to jump into
the box.
Also, in this
house, there was a physicist, who was doing a very difficult thought
experiment.
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"A cat
is shut in a box, along with the following device (which must be
secured against direct interference by the cat): in a Geiger counter,
there is a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps
in the course of an hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with
equal probability, perhaps none; if decay takes place, the counter
tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer which shatters
a small flask of cyanide. If one has left this entire system to
itself for an hour, one would say that the cat still lives if meanwhile
no atom has decayed. The psi-function of the entire system would
express this by having in it the living and dead cat (pardon the
expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts."
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"Blah,
blah, blah," Oliver drifted off to sleep.
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"Which,
while logical, is clearly nonsense. It is therefore necessary to
turn the thought experiment into an empirically verifiable and measurable
laboratory experiment."
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The physicist
synchronised his watch, put the lid on the box and went off to sit
in the garden for an hour with a cup of tea and the morning paper.

Now,
as much as a cat loves sleeping in a box, sleeping in a box with
a lid on is another matter altogether. Closed box means cat-doctor,
and cat-doctor means needles and things shoved up your bum.
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Generally,
a cat-shut-in-a-box is not in control of his destiny.
Now
was the time for a quick exit.

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| *from:
The Present Situation in Quantum Mechanics, Erwin Schroedinger,
1935 |
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